butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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