One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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