i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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