Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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