Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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