he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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