We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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