and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!