loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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