ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We just shotgunned beers for America
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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