i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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