Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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