handjob tips. give me some.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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