if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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