That's intense
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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