i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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