The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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