Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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