how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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