I think im going to throw up on grandma
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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