i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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