no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
