Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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