The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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