In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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