try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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