they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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