remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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