Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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