So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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