I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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