We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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