i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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