Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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