Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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