BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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