So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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