Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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