i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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