Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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