If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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