Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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