just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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