check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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