She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Well I just put wine in my tea
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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