I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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