well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
high people should be assigned attendants
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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