erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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