Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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