? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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