After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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