For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Bring me that man meat
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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