So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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