Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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