ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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