Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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