Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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